Our Valentine's Day Cards

We feel that Hallmark just doesn't do justice to our love for one another, so we made each other Valentine's Day cards.

From me to Leland:

I love you like a rock star.

Well, not the rock star kind of love that involves drugs and alcohol and promiscuous women who may or may not have STDs.

Yeah, not that kind.

More like rock star parking kind of a rock star love.

Much awesomer. And less warty.

(By the way, we always pride ourselves in getting rock star parking (i.e. awesome parking) whenever we go out, hence the rock star parking reference.)

And from Leland to me:

When the zombie apocalypse infects the earth and I am turned into a bearded zombie...

I won't eat you. In fact, I will let you keep me as a pet after we kill all the other zombies.

And if you were the one infected by the virus and became a hot Asian zombie...

I would let you nibble some of my flesh...

Just a little bit though.

(By the way, we discuss zombies and the zombie apocalypse a lot. I'm not sure why, but we do.)


Aren't those so romantical???

Hope you all had a great Valentine's Day!